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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:31
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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How can I easily get rid of my writers block?
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
To Live Longer, Do These Things - GQ
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Six killed by Israeli gunfire near Gaza aid site, Hamas officials say - BBC
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Scientific First: Mice With Two Fathers Now Have Offspring - ScienceAlert
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the recipe for making a turmeric and ginger drink?
share office space ...
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Bessent Emerging as a Contender to Succeed Fed’s Powell - Bloomberg
Still no good
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Eric Mangini defends Shedeur Sanders after speeding incidents - New York Post
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids